life and death

I was attacked by a black bear today... luckily I got away. I didn't think there would be any around but i guess it is pretty woodsy out here. I was out in the back yard smoking a cigarette and i was busy texting someone so I didn't realize it was there until it was right next to me. When I noticed it I made a little startled yell and that must've pissed it off cause it roared and clawed me but pushed me away at the same time. I ran into the house and it chased me it but then stopped when my dog started barking at it. I ran up the stairs and my mom got scared and said, "you moving with your aunty and uncle in Bellaire!" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and it had a dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but i thougth naw forget it, yo home to Bellaire. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and yelled to the driver, "yo home smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bellaire.